Prelude to Battle

Thanks for the help guys.

Last night I was introduced to my new role model:



I relentlessly looked up videos of this guy, at first because he was hilarious but then I realized another thing.

He kind of reminds me of me and sometimes my dad. He's really goofy and just has fun.

I'm still kind of silly but I've been so stressed that I forgot how to have fun completly- just like my dad has. My dad is stressed with life in general and used to be really bouncey but now he's too tired for that. Seeing this, I promised I wouldn't let that happen to me.

I pretty much said "fuck it" to my classes that are giving trouble and since then I haven't felt heavy. I still care but at this momement. No.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Just comment to this post with a funny youtube video or a funny article. ANYTHING THAT IS FUNNY. I need to laugh off this stress.

To start off. . .

I bought a piece of paper with an access code that I need too pass my class. It was 45 dollars.

It's not working.

I have to take my test Wednesday.

If I can't take the test because of this I'm going to scream at things because that could mean me failing two classes that I've worked hard to pass only to not pass because I got screwed over.

I sent my teacher an email but I am wary about trusting her and it's really close to the deadline for grades.

Another huge spider found in our basement. Rhap set off to hit it with the book but it didn't squish and crawled on her book in which she spazzed and dropped it.

"sdlkfj I can't see where it ran off to! I have to go downstairs to turn the light on so it's brighter here butldsf ajkdlsj"

"I'll do it." I offered.

"No it's okay. I was going to go downstairs anyways." She said, slightly recovering.

"Don't worry." I deepened my voice over dramatic. "After all I am the man of this house."

"If YOU'RE the man of the house, why am I the spider killer?"

tyy_tad is in the closet because his parents are anti gay.

Tonight he is taking his little sister to see Twilight- in fact his mom wants him to take her.

This is an ethically decayed situation. Twilight is the picture of an unhealthy relationship whereareas being gay is portrayed as being "immoral" yet is actually not as Satanic as some people claim.

I think it should be Edward and Ben- or maybe Edna and Bella. Maybe then some people would realize how BAD Twilight is- though it would be considered bad for the wrong reasons. Ahahaha.

I hung out with nozomiwhitewolf last night after work. I was wary of driving into St. Louis on a Friday night but shockingly shockingly, thankfully it wasn't that busy.

I picked her up from her dorms and we went out to Manggiano's. I'm not fond of Italian food but that stuff there was biitchin'

Granted I only ate a Bruschetta and some of Kate's broccoli but it was awesome stuff. That broccoli was the best ever.

We chatted about our relationships past and present and other "getting to know you" things. She peopled watched a lot which threw me off because for a while I thought she was ignoring me.

She was rather silly, plotting ways to get a drink without being carded yet only having TEN DAYS left until she's 21.

"But didn't you ache. Didn't it drive you mad to be able to drink. To wait until your birthday?"

"Not really. I just kind of forgot I was turning 21." I answered blankly.

Afterward we went to her dorm apartments and she showed me her makeup and lolita dresses which were all wonderful. I felt kind of bad because I didn't want to wear any of that and I think she wanted to dress me up.

We generally just hung out, a few times I thought about kissing her but I never had the nerve until it was too late. It's strange how I can go through half a night being shy and then at the breaking point I'm NOT. I was shocked that she shied up, she has a very strong regal front.

All in all we didn't have hot lesbian sex because she was dead tired. And we didn't do anything in the morning either. She thought on it and decided I was too manly for her. It kind of disappointed me because I started to grow fond of her. But I had fun with her regardless. Now I have someone new to train about being kind of gay! Since rhap_chan already graduated lesbian university with honors I need a new student. Next time we meet I plan to lend her the L Word, lesbian erotica and. . IDK. awesome stuff.

X

Kate also kind of scared me with how she nonchalantly talks about scary events. Like. .

-As we were heading for her dorm room she pointed at a door and was like: "that's where the one student who fell off his balcony used to live. He died by falling off his balcony. Off all these fucking floors." And we looked down. Later she showed me the balcony next to her's which was the site of incident and showed me how he landed on the the ground.

So of course I was scared to sleep that night. In which she said: "well he was Indian. I don't think he'll hurt you. He might just give you curry."

- We were walking down the street to Maggiano's and she laughed. "My friend once got mugged her. Totally stopped at gunpoint."

Though honestly Kate has nothing on stranger who left a note on someone's car that basically read: "Mike went to the hospital on . . . he died. . "

This was in a parking lot- not near any houses.

. . .I was tempted to add to the note: "And it's all your fault."

It was nice to do something outside of my house! I know I owe my other friends a visit and I defiantly will on Winter Break! Is anyone interested in New Years Party at my house again this year? :D

I went to pick up books I supposedly should have bought earlier.

The woman read them over then went to get them. She had this angry look on her face and slammed my books down and looked at me and said: "this is all we have."

I almost said to her face: "Man what a bitch." But thankfully that was only inner monologue.

She was a bitch. She was pretty cool in the beginning because she was listening to Jill Sobule's "I Kissed a Girl" but then after I asked for help her awesome went downhill.

Also, I have to order the Nutrition Competency book if I can. . . if I can't then I just screwed myself over which is ironic considering my goal to not buy many books was my way of helping myself.

Because normally we don't use the books.

I'm sad that I did this to myself but I can't just worry about it. If I have to, I'll take the class again and in a sense it won't be so bad since I know the stuff.

I normally list all the things I need to do on a board in the kitchen. Apparently that's not being so effective now so I am going to show you guys all this shit I have to do.

Because if I don't do it and you all know what I had to do I will be humiliated.

I hate being humiliated so my idea is I will DO IT in order to not embarrass myself in front of my friends.

Menu
Menu Portion 50%
Essay about menu 45%
Nutrition Cards 0%

Table Service
Group Proj. 100% (lol someone in my group is an overachiever and did most all of it)

Business Math Assignment This Week
100%

When I look at it this way it all looks neat and tidy and less. . . intimidating.

Going to try and buy my books in the morning. Apparently I need them! Normally I don't use them at all.

1. What's the craziest thing you've ever done?

I. . . I think it's the time when I jumped off a roof. And yes, I didn't break anything and I'm alive.

2. If you were to move to another continent (so Canada/Mexico are a no-go), where would it be?

I've wanted to study food in Europe- mainly Germany since I have a fondness for the language and the gruff culture. I'd actually like to move to several places just because. . .it's like my room- I want to rearrange my surroundings so I'm constantly entertained.


3. Who is your favorite artist?

Daisuke Ishiwatari. Fuck yeah. Guilty Geaar.

4. Who was/is your favorite pet?

Ricki. I vaguely remember the cat now but he's the closest pet I can think of. Oh and Sultan! My Guinea Fowl.


5. What is your favorite quotation?

"Cowards die a thousand deaths. The valiant taste of death but once. -William Shakespeare

>l I want better questions!

Good: Business Math teacher was absent so I didn't have to deal with the dude. Had plenty of time to study.

Bad: I was deliriously tired, had a headache and didn't know some parts.

What I should have done: The substitute teacher talked to me after class and obviously was interested in me. I should have gone for it.

At least that's out of the way!

Et tu Tyrannosaurus?

A Mystery: ;u; <333 I'm doing so much wrong today orz

Tat: NEVER
you do all the right thiings
to my. . .

A Mystery: fglksdfjsk
NOOO

Tat: . . heart

A Mystery: ;-;
awwwwh
I'M GOING TO LEAVE BEFORE YOU CORRUPT THAT INTO SOMETHING DIRTY SOMEHOW I KNOW YOU

Tat: PENIS

I knocked the power out. Half my fault, half the crummy people who built this house's fault.

But I tried to fix it because I remember watching the room mate's dad only I made it worse and in the end called her dad in the middle of the night.

But we have power and I'm incredibly thankful.

I owe that guy pie.

I'd like to add that this is what happens when Rhap leaves the house for a few days and clearly she should never leave.

And to be serious I'm kind of jealous of her for meeting her girlfriend. D: I miss mine.

. . . My girlfriend is hotter by the way.

Auf Deutsch:

Hallooo Hali!

Ist 'ne weile seit ich Spreche Deutsch? Blargh. Meine Grammatick ist Schlect. . . wie immer. :l

Ich hasse rhap_chan. Sie ist ein Hunden SheiB und mich und die Katze Brache nicht sie!

Es ist langweilig und also, einsam ins zu Hause. Arbeit war toll und Neu weil ich bin nicht allein.

Was gibt neues. Auf Deutsch, bitte~

X

Kyou. . .

Watashi wa hatarakimashita. Jibun de Lunchable-Neko tabemashita.

Watashi wa Rhap-chan mitai desu. St. Louis ga nichiyobi e ikimasu.

(Man do I suck at this. I need a Japanese-English dictionary too. If you choose to comment in Japanese, I don't know the characters outside of romaji. I am learning how to speak it first.)

I have a lotta explainin' to do. Basically I have disappeared. During the weekend I had to wake up early in the morning and we all know how I am about settling down early.

For two days in a row everyday I was screwed into three hours of sleep followed by work. My Halloween was spent napping and doing homework.

Because of my exhaustion I forgot to post the Layton Secret Santa signups and I slept until 2AM. In which Rhap posted the signups instead and I, fearing to ruin my schedule went back to bed.

So because of my ineptness on the first I'm extending Layton Secret Santa Signups.

X


As much as I love contacts I think I've moved onto glasses- at least until my Japan trip is over.

Speaking of which- ticket prices have DROPPED. I'm really tempted to buy tickets now even though Rhap is all: "noo wait until the middle of the month." But what if they go up again?

I'm going to check my bank account today to see if the money I deposited last night made it in yet and then order tickets.

X

The other day at work I overheard these Mexican customers talking about me in Spanish. I don't speak Spanish but I knew they were talking about me and I knew what they were talking about.

"I'm Lao." I answered.

"Oh, you speak Spanish?" The guy asked in Spanish.

"No. I just knew what you were talking about."

I brag, and wonder how the hell I can do stuff like this. I can most of the time listen to someone in a different language and know what they're saying despite not knowing the language.

I used it mostly when I was watching Lao and Thai television. I would be able to tell what the plot was about and stuff even though I only knew 10 words of Lao.

The most fun of it was when Rachel was attempting to learn French and would tell me stuff in the language and I would respond back to her in German. >3

I think maybe the reason I'm able to do this is more that I'm really good at reading people/ body language than anything else.

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rhap_chan, the room mate is Oregone. I went on the college tour to McKendrie and for people calling it a shit college it appears really wonderful and full of history. <33 It makes me want to demand that they put in a Culinary Program so I can go there. But I guess I can just visit Rhap when she goes there and pretend I'm a student there. :,D

After the tour we went to an antique shop and bought expensive fudge and amazing hats.

And then that night I slept in her bed before she would leave at 3AM to hop her plane.

:l It's going to feel empty at night.

I'm actually pretty sick of Halloween already but I'm glad to hear you all had fun today!

I went to work wearing a Lolita outfit. The one with the cakes printed on it. I looked pretty and I enjoyed it for. . .a few hours. And then I wanted to go home and wear boy clothes. So no pictures until another time. :,3

I spent the rest of my day cleaning and sleeping and FINISHING ONE OF MY MATH ASSIGNMENTS. That shit is hard. At one point I threw my notebook at something which fell on the floor and should have shattered. But it didn't! :D

My classes are starting to seem hard so I think I won't have to worry about what I can do while my room mate is "Oregone" (going to Oregon)- I'll study.

It rained since last night and I woke up with it still raining. I didn't think much of it. My main concern was cleaning the kitty box- I had a bad dream that there was cat poop EVERYWHERE.

As I was dumping the back of cat poop I noticed that my neighbor's house was submerged in water.

I grabbed my keys and walked out in my drive way, gauging how badly it had flooded so far and I looked at the road that wasn't completely gone yet and decided on a route that should grant me passage without my engine flooding.

I snagged clothes for work, my laptop and something to drink and hurriedly set out. I didn't have to go anywhere yet and really I would prefer to be at home but I didn't want to call off work (I would have to if it got really bad).

So now I'm at my old house. I'm going to have to hide my laptop somewhere while I'm at work so my mom won't have a chance to see my stuff on there.

This is going to sound really dumb.

But years back in highschool we made scones in Vocational Foods and they were the meltiest things ever. I just remember crossing my legs and twisting my body in pleasure over them. Those scones are the one thing that made me react like that.

NOTHING ELSE.

So of course that same year I tried making them using the same recipe and failed. I think I made two different scone recipes and it wasn't the one.

I think I glared at the dry scones I had made and inwardly cried somewhere.

And then I kind of forgot about making them.

But working on my menu project made me remember and now I want to try again. Mainly to prove I can do it.

I was bored and used a recipe from the manga "Kitchen Princess" XD Their recipes are so simple looking I always considered that the product would be bland. I wanted to see if I was right.

I pretty much was, even though I added an extra Tablespoon of sugar. But overall the scones were pretty good! They just need more oomph. I'll mess around with making them some more.

A few days ago I found a huge ass spider that wasn't of the kawaii jumping variety. Lulz ensued when I told Rhap who hyperventilated curses:



And today I came across a Garter Snake! :D



I wasn't sure it was one when I saw it so I poked it with a stick to see how it would react. He was pretty chill and didn't give a fuck so I petted him for a long while.

The test wasn't a big deal in that I knew the answers. . .

. . .save for the questions that SHOULDN'T BE ON THE TEST.

There were questions for the future chapters on there and the homework for those isn't even due YET.

I mean geez I did my homework in advance but not everyone is OCD like me and works ahead of time.